Islamic Question Answer Sms in Urdu, Khudh Kushi ki Tauba

Islamic Question Answer Sms in Urdu

Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans : Woh Gunnah KhudhKushi Hai Yani Sucide..

Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu

Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

Funny Question Answer Sms, WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL

Funny Question Answer Sms

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Question Answer Sms in Urdu, Haraam Drink

Question Answer Sms in Urdu

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya
hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..

Funny Sms, I M NOT A Male

Question Answer Sms in English & Urdu

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.

_______I M NOT A Male.

Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena

IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER

Question Answer Sms for Santa Singh

Que. WHY DID SANTA SINGH TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?

Ans. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

main bhi ese kahi dekha hain

Latest Sardar Sms in Urdu

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

WINDOWS 98, Question Answer Sms

Question Answer Sms

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?

A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.